How about this folks –
Some passengers boarded the bus – a group of 3 men aged between 25 and 40 all holding valid pension cards and all receive pension tickets. The bus driver thought he might poach these young fit healthy men to become bus drivers to fulfil the skill shortage. He asked them each, if they would be interested in getting a job as a bus driver, as it was extremely enjoyable & rewarding and you get to meet many interesting people.
The bus driver was absolutely shocked and horrified with their response –
“No mate we don’t need a job; that would interfere with our social life!”
True story folks!!